Josh Hamilton

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    Also ... congratulations, you're not a junkie anymore.

    You still have someone follow you wherever you go, or hang out with you constantly because you still don't trust yourself.

    I like how he thanked G-d after he lost, haha.

    A lot of athletes forget that. Like when people win they are all like, "I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ through all things are possible."

    To the fucking dejected losers who never get the chance to go, "I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for ... uh ... shit. The opportunity? The opportunity to show to the world I'm, you know ... the second best ball whacker guy? Thanks Jesus. Thanks a lot. You know, I would have liked to win, but whatever. You work in mysterious ways. Wait, what? What's that Jesus? Oh I'm a fucking toolbag? You don't want me sullying your name for personal gain? Wait, wait, wait ... dude what the fuck, 'Barefoots' my ass! Come the fuck on J-Man!"

    • It's a great story. I'm glad he talks to kids and shit to help them not go down his destructive path, but seriously.flavorful
    • It's basically a big fuck you to every athlete who didn't fuck up their lives, and everyone around theirs.flavorful
    • The way everyone talks about it like he's the greatest person in the world.flavorful
    • And he could be, haha. He certainly seems genuine and enjoying every minute of his life now.flavorful
    • But sportscasters and reporters blow this out of proportion. I mean fuck, Joe Mauer was the #1 pick ...flavorful
    • He didn't pick up a fucking crack pipe, but you won't hear Joe Morgan or Chris Berman say word one about him.flavorful
    • flavorful please put down the coffee.PIITB
    • Haha, I don't even drink coffee or caffeine really.flavorful

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