a mouse
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- detritus0
Kill it now, or you'll end up having to kill 10s of the fuckers in a few months time.
Get good, lethal, traps too - there's nothing worse than coming home one night to find a mouse in your kitchen, stuck in trap, with a wholly shattered leg and a fearful shiver that binds you in that moment to a spirit of mammalian oneness. Then, there's the realisation that there's nothing you can do to help the poor little bastard, except despatch it as instantaneously as you can. Which is when, after releasing him and stroking his wee fearful head, you reach for your prized Le Creuset iron grill pan, and hit him with all the force you can muster. Then again, just to make sure. Shortly after, with heavy heart and tears welling in your eyes, you set about scraping his meagre remains from the floor and wiping small specks of brain from nearby surfaces. Then, a few years later, you find yourself relaying the story to people you've never met on an internet board, because you hope, somehow, this will redeem you for what you know you've done was so very wrong.
- excellent product placement skills. I am getting live traps because I am a pussy and like animals.flashbender
- It'd make a good ad, no? :)
Zut alors - not only does zis wanderfu' pan fry steak to perfection, but it killz mice too!detritus - Brought to you in association with Disney's Ratatouille.detritus
- Do you need a hug?locustsloth
- I'm alright now, thanks - but where were you 5 years ago?detritus