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When I was a small child My parents had a Vicks inhaler tyoe of thing in the bathroom that was a bottle of some liquid with a little nozzle for your nose. I got hold of it once and they freaked out and said " DO NOT EVER EVER EVER SQUIRT THAT LIQUID UP YOUR NOSE " and from that moment on I was obsessed by the Vicks Inhaler and would try and obtain it at any possible opportunity. Many years later my parents had gone out for the day and I pulled a chair into the bathroom and got it off the top of the bathroom cabinet, then I went and lay on my bed, uncapped it, insetred it up my one nostril and squeezed the whole lot up my hooter in a single blast.
It fucking hurt.
I lay there terrified at what I had done becuase it suddenly occurd to me it might be acid, and I suddenly got this idea that it might burn its way through to the back of my eyeballs and eat them away. I have never been so completely terrified out of my wits in all of my life as I was that day.
I lived in fear for a further year or so wondering if and when my parents would discover the dreadful secret of my Vicks Inhaler shame.
I think thats really all that's happened to me so far in life Chossy. Just that and the fishing.