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Chossy, this one time me and my dad were fishing for pies and I caugt a duck mate, a fucking duck. Hooked in the bill on a 18 pound line (some thick fucking fishing twine my dad had) and we had to real him in. We realed that duck in chossy, and the tinned pies just went floating by, and we had to wrestle it to the floor, two strong men, and remove the barb like surgeons, and I tell you Chossy that duck nearly had the better of the Spencer menfolk that day. At one point he had my dad face down in the mud via a duckwing headlock and I had to take a run up and kick him in the arse to make him let go.
We never did catch a pie Chossy, not even when my dad built a special net to go on the end of his roach pole.
Those pies are elusive fuckers mate I tell you. Some bloke down the road recokoned he caught a family pie as big as his arm one time but I didn't believe him becuase Fray bentos only go up to 7 inchers, the lying bastard.
Have another beer Chossy, I'll just have a look in my book of anecdotes for another priceless gem, hang on...