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    I pissed in my mouth once before!!!!.

    I was on the top of ben vorlich, and it was a hoor of a windy day anyway I fully needed a slash so I went down hill a wee bit and loosened off my tweeds enough to get the end of the old chap out, turned my back to the wind and spread my legs then let the deluge forth, I immediatly got piss all over my face and lots of it :'( I was soaked!!!. Basically all the wind was coming up and through my legs and when my piss got out it just floated straight up into my fucking face and mouth and stuff!!!.

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    • The wind is my enemy.Jaline
    • Must have felt like you were pissing in spacecreative-
    • Parts of the experience were interesting.chossy
    • AHAHAHAHAHA Genius. This too should a be a figurine. Piss Mouth Chossy, with extendable pipe.Spookytim
    • You could have action piss version where you thrash the head from side to side and it squirts the piss up Noooo piss piss piss.chossy
    • piss piss etc. as you thrash the head it would act like a pump.chossy
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