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  • MrOneHundred0

    If it is about her boyfriend being there, I suggest you “man up” and go anyway. It will show that you don’t care about him. Be ebullient. Regale the gathered hoards with tales of manliness, pay her due attention, look for a way to disable him, perhaps with liquor or maybe pills. When he has passed out, insert a shit (that you did earlier and brought along in a baggie) into his pants and make disapproving remarks as he discovers his predicament.

    • i just don't see myself as one of those people who can pull something like this off. mainly because i lack charisma, personality, looks and the rockstar attitude. basically everything that flavor is.emukid
    • personality, looks and the rockstar attitude. basically everything that flavor is.emukid
    • *flavorfulemukid
    • Send him along in your place, and when... wait... ah...MrOneHundred
    • That may be the greatest compliment I've ever received. Though also remember those traits will have me dying alone, haha.flavorful

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