MACHINE GUN

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    I shot my first bird when I was 8. I drank it's blood and gained it's powers. Why the FUCK did I have to shoot a humming bird?!? Fucking gay ass fluttering wing fruit powers. All the other superheroes make fun of me. :(

    • So, you must be the go-to guy at Karaoke whenever anyone sings "Patience"...TheBlueOne
    • ..oh wait..that's whistling..yeah humming sucks dude..TheBlueOne
    • I'm a big hit at the gay bars though.
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