BEST PARTY OF YOUR LIFE

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    Re: Rand's Post.
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    Hahah, one time I came to/woke up in a booth at an Eat-N-Park Restaurant to a guy going, "You can't sleep here. Get out." To which I looked around and went, "Where am I?" And he goes, "Eat-N-Park", so I of course went, "Well ... which one?"

    "Okay pal, get the hell out of here." was the response I got.

    I start laughing, tell him I'm being serious I know of like 20 Eat-N-Parks. He tells me his bodunk town and I involuntarily go, "Where the fuck is Etna?" to which he again asked me to leave or he was going to call the cops. So I asked if he could bring me a menu. So I have breakfast and find out I'm in this town I never heard of, and I have zero idea what the hell I'm going to do as of course my phone is dead and I couldn't remember where I was at, who I was with, and why I was there, haha.

    So I walk out and go to a grossery store to use their ATM (broken), get something to drink after breakfast and start walking when I ask the lady, "Say can you point me in the direction of Pittsburgh? I imagine I have a far walk in front of me."

    Nicest lady in the world, she shut down her register, didn't make me pay for anything, called a cab and paid for it when it came. I couldn't believe it. She was just laughing about how she remembers when her boys were young, and how easy going I was with the whole situation, haha.

    So turned out I was about 15/20 miles away from where I originally started the nite and basically lived. I waltz in the front door at about 11AM and my cousin goes, "ROMEY!!! OW!!!" and throws me a beer and I just started it all over again, haha.

    Now I've woken up in places I didn't expect to countless times, but this was the first (and thankfully only) time I've ever woken up to having zero idea where I am at.

    • LOL.
      I would just be like, "WTF" and then hopefully find someone who could help.
      Jaline
    • Also, I would think about that lady and perhaps go and buy something from her store randomly one day :)Jaline
    • Haha, I would if I could even remember where the hell I was. Be all like, "Yo remember me bitch?" BLADOW!!! Gold Plated Turkey Baster!
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    • Plated Turkey Baster!

      ... Probably should have let the notes cut that one off, haha.
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    • hahJaline

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