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I had a friend who got lobster sunburned once. He asked me what to do because the pain was unbearable. I told him to lather himself in Mayo and sit for 2 hours.
He called back saying "WTF dude, this shit is working and I am starting to stink up the whole house and my wife just walked in saw me sitting here naked, covered in mayo and just walked right out again."
good times