inviting one's-self
inviting one's-self
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when they arrive, let them knock on the door, then say "come in"
the dorr will be locked so they will jiggle the handle, and knock again probably while repsonding "hey, it's locked"
again tell them to "just come in"
they will probably yell "it's locked!" and possibly knock again.
let them sit there for a while. see how many more times they knock or call out, "Hello?"
when you finally open the door 17 minutes later say, "What's wrong? don't you have a key?" when they obviously say they don't then respond, "Oh, that must be because this isn't your fucking house." and slam the door in their stupid faces.
call the cops, pretend you have no idea who they are. relax with a bowl of popcorn