Hillary concedes
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- TheBlueOne0
Imagine having her as a job applicant?
"Look, Ms. Clinton, we appreciate your efforts - really the eight resumes were a bit much..."
"But, I sent each one with a different backing paper..and even sent two - TWO! - in PDF form..."
"Yes, yes...but frankly, we found your background check a bit suspect. Nothing too bad of course, but nothing that made us comfortable either. And frankly your recent decisions on projects in your portfolio were just wrong."
"But you don't realize that only I can do the work your company does. Besides, you owe me."
"Well, that's a bit presumptious, don't you think...no, no...we have one other very good qualified candidate without your, how do I say this, baggage. And our Human Resources person actually LIKES him..."
"So I start Monday then?"
"No."
"Great. Can I put personal photos and a plant on my desk?"
"Um, you don't have a job here."
"Yes. Yes I do."
"Look, I know this is difficult for you, but you just aren't a good fit. And well, more than half of us here, well, we just don't like you."
"Great. I'll be a great asset to your company. I'll even work all night! Who else cuold take a call at 3am?! Huh? You? I don't think so pal..."
"Look, don't make me call security. This behavior is getting a bit delusional, don't you think?"
"I'll have this job. See that call waiting light on your phone there? That's my agent. Trust me, you will be getting less jobs your way if I'm not hired right here, right now. That's not a threat buster, that's a fact."
"I am now going to call security."
"No, you will not be calling security. I'm the boss around here."
"Boss...? We haven't even hired you."
"My personal affects are already on my desk."
"Wha..What? What desk?"
"The one I moved in last night."
"You are one crazy nutcase..."
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