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  • Jnr_Madison0

    "When I moved to my new flat, I was very happy, but when I worked out that the whispering voices I could hear when I put my head under the water in the bath belonged to dead people, I wasn't happy any longer, particularly because I realised that every time I put my head under the water when I had a bath, the voices were slightly louder than the time before.

    I tried not putting my head under the water every time I had a bath, but every fucking time curiosity got the better of me and I had to try just for a second, just to check, and of course, even half a second of that sort of thing would bother anyone.

    I keep asking the landlord to put a shower in, but he provaricates and says things like, "What do you want a shower for?; That's a lovely old bath, that's an antique, that is; look at it, it's Victorian, you pay top dollar for one of those at the reclamation yard."

    Well, it's all right for him; he hasn't got fucking dead people talking to him every time he washes his hair"

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    • Record the voices, or it never happened.canuck

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