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  • airey0

    for some reason i woke up in the middle of the night and found the cat repainting the bedroom door and smoking a cigar. the little fucker was dropping ash everywhere plus it's an oil based paint so there's the whole flammable problem. try as i might she just doesn't listen to a thing i say. plus, if anything needed repainting, it's the toilet door downstairs!

    • can you please send your cat over to my place? i could use an interior decorator.emukid

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