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I just had war with a mosquito and won. I covered up my feet with the excess fabric from my pjs (they are stretchy), and then held my arms out (in all their naked glory) until the mosquito took the bait. I hesitated a few times but I repeated my battle plan until I clapped my hands together and the mosquito fell, twitching. Then I scooped it up with a rough copy of my monthly calendar (oh, the bloody irony) and placed it in the trash. I added another piece of paper on top of the mosquito's body, just in case it decides to rise from the dead.
- beware the zombie mosquitolocustsloth
- LOL you live in the boonies.canuck