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  • TheBlueOne0

    OK, instead of finding that thread, here in nutshell form were her recent messages to me, all via SMS:

    April 3: "I'm going to sue you."

    April 14: She went on a date with a doctor form my wife's hospital apparently. She ended the message with "What a small world!"

    April 22: She sent me some nonsensical message asking me if I knew what my mother once told her. And then she didn't tell me what my mother said. No follow up so it remains a mystery.

    May 12: Sent me a phone pic of a dead goldfish in a toilet bowl with the message: "I wish I could do this to all me ex-boyfriends.

    May 18: Asked me if I got my my wife pregnant yet, or if I was out "fucking someone else" as she thinks I do.

    May 19: Was kind enough to inform me that they're making a movie of "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho, a book I gave her as a gift in 2000.

    • Your wife knows about this, right? Just in case. I hope she carries some pepper spray or needles...Jaline
    • Also, this is amusing, so I would keep the messages too. Back them up in case...Jaline
    • Yeah, the wife knows all about it. The girl is harmless, just sadly a victim of borderline personality disorder.TheBlueOne
    • I tried to be cool and help her at one point, but then I learned not to do that. Makes it worse.TheBlueOne
    • Well, keep us updated :)Jaline
    • Will do...TheBlueOne
    • :Oharlequino
    • What's she doing now?

      What are you doing now to get her attention?
      boobs

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