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    I, [insert real name here], need for the first time in my life to diet.

    I noticed last week, in the reflection of a mirrored building across the way, that I have nascent moobs, akin to the meagre budding of a plump 11 year old girl. Also, the shirt I'm wearing right now is uncomfortably tight around the midriff.

    This means three things -
    I've not been on my bike enough.
    The 6 litres of olive oil I've gone through since Christmas isn't healthy (I happened to notice how much I consume recently).
    I'm getting old.

    This is noteworthy because I Am A Thin Person. Or, at least, was.

    • 'Noteworthy' for me, obviously - it's not like there's any public interest here, is there? Pfft.detritus
    • haha i used to be thin as well. i'm still thin but my torso is a flabby outstanding mess7point34
    • olive oil, zero cholesterol
      yr getting pear shaped for other reasons
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    • welcome to the aging process
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    • Old, it is. Introducing the new trinity -- More exercise, lower expectations and less bitching.blaw
    • 6 liters since Christmas!?! are you Italian?sikma
    • Thank you for your support during this period of uncertainty. It's clear to me now, the cheese is to blame.detritus
    • I've been getting these funky ass 3 litre cans of Spanish olive oil - I've finished 2 since xmas. I'm as surprised as ne1.detritus

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