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According to my roommate in college one nite (well morning) I came in making a lot of noise as usual, then kind of stumbled around laughing, then walked over to his television and stereo and stuff and was about to piss all over them (why I don't know) until he yelled out, "Da-wee don't piss on the electronics!" To which I turned to him mumbled incoherently laughing and walked to the door about two steps away... then got confused by the door ... and proceeded to piss in his closet.
He thought all my antics were hilarious (for the most part), and this one didn't bother him one bit, the next day he was telling everybody how I pissed in his closet - despite the fact I never offered to wash, said I was sorry, or anything.
I have no idea why in the world he didn't kill me in my sleep. Or ever exacted any kind of revenge for the attention-grabbing things that I did through the course of our time living together.
I have sleep walked pissed in awhile though. Usually I do it when I get confused about where the bathroom is, like in strange places to my blackout drunk zombie mind.
Always in closets. Well not always closets, once a refrigerator while having a conversation with the people who owned the house. However, I wasn't blacked out, I just wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.