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William S. Burroughs once said, “I wish I was a dirtier old man.” Well, if he could have had his wish, he would have been my friend Jesse Merlin. Jesse can talk about some of the filthiest things I have ever heard—and I mean filthy—but there is still a fundamental sweetness about him. He’s not mean; he’s just a pervert. Ha ha ha... He is also a very talented actor and an accomplished opera singer. He was fucking great in this musical I saw called “The Beastly Bombing.” I don’t really do that type of thing much, but I knew the director, Julien Nitzberg, and went to check it out. The play and Jesse were goddamn terrific. He plays the bumbling, cowardly, and yes, perverted President Dodgeson, and when Jesse is on stage you can’t watch anyone else. I was really, really impressed by his performance.
Anyway, we have become friends since then and Jesse has made it a habit of sending Jeff Tremaine and I these awful S&M catalogs from The Stockroom. These things are just diiiirrrty: sensory deprivation devices, electromagnetic DEEP penetration devices—shit that makes jackass seem pretty tame by comparison. Well, we thought Jesse might want to do a product review from the Stockroom catalogs, and unfortunately for us he did (or I should say unfortunately for JxPx, heh heh...). The following is the first in a series of things you wish you never saw on jackassworld or anywhere else. Jesse, take it away.
—Johnny Knoxville
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Jesse is a friend of mine and a total riot.