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I'm in a band called Stiff Kittens. However, we never produce any music, we never perform, and all we do is talk about being in a band because I always wanted to be in a band.
The band is in constant turmoil due to my massive ego and I throw members out, and add members in a manner which can only described as our yet to be written track seven of our third album, "Whirlwhind of Unmitigated Violence (Les Faces:09)".
I was the only member for awhile using various aliases and monikers to make it look like Stiff Kittens was a full fledged band of pomp and fervor, however, that was in fact simply smoke and mirrors. There is no Preston Humphries the Third, Flying Cannibal Vampire Hyena, or Biddy O'Brien ... or are there?!
We are loosely affiliated with the power duo of the Intoxicated Twins, but mainly because that is another project I am in. We are heavily affiliated with the much heralded 88 Babies known to rock out various spots in Pittsburgh, Manhattan and Harlem. The 88 Babies much like their brothers/sisters-in-arms from Stiff Kittens also produce no material, yet have performed live on many occassions. Despite popular belief the 88 Babies is in fact a two man operation of actual brothers from different mothers but who were both at one point in time contained in strollers and couldn't walk or do nothing, talk or do nothing, though many claim 88 and/or being a Babies' Baby.
Stiff Kittens is a concept band in that none of the members are allowed to play instruments that they know. Whereas I am a drummer/singer in the Intoxicated Twins I can be neither in Stiff Kittens. Though Biddy O'Brien has a voice you'd kill your first born to hear, and Flying Cannibal Vampire Hyena has been likened to Neal Peart in his prime.
Jerome out.
- I swear to god you are a clone of a guy i know in Boston. Hahaharlequino
- I was in your band and neither I nor you knew it, even through the bitter 3rd album.mikotondria3
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