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    drunk #1: hey what else you got to drink hereee ?
    drunk# 2: i can't feel my feeet...
    waiter: what would you fancy?
    drunk#1: i would fancy... hey! what's lucky drinking over there? it's bubbly!
    waiter: that over there? that's the dish washer... he's cleaning the glass... with soap. now what can i get you... [gulp] lovely ladies?
    drunk #1: i don't care about the soap. tell him to bring me that glasss and stop wasting good winee.
    drunk #2: i think i vomitted in my handbag
    waiter: i'm sorry miss, you don't want...
    drunk# 1: you don't tell me what i want, i tell me... er you... i tell you want you wan... are you threatening me?!?!
    waiter: excuse me?... i
    drunk# 1: you bring me that glass of bubbly or i will call your manager!
    drunk# 2: i think... i think i dropped my fingers...

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