so im getting married....

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  • boobs0

    Make it more feminine and ghey than you can possibly imagine, and you'll be Mr. Golden. Use really swoopy scripts, and lots of glassine inserts, and silver inks, with subtle pink drop-shadows. You'll never have to look at it again, and your wife and all her girlfriends (the real audience for weddings, except for the booze) will love you and praise your sensitivity!

    • "praising your sensitivity" = gets you a good motorboating.boobs
    • i like it. im with you. will you do my invitations please. i will sell you my wife. and my cat. but i dont have a cat....jimzyk

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