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  • jawks0

    Oh, LOLOL I almost forgot.

    There was this other guy there, Daniel. Big as a house but a voice like a hamster. I guess after too many funny pills building that body. When you're picking crap up right next to someone for hours, you kind of strike up a conversation whether you like it or not.

    Anyway, he was explaining to me how he had ended up there, and said something along the lines of "Yeah, so I was leaving this guy's place at like 4 am, and this really cocky dude came up to me so I stabbed him in the stomach". And he said it in such a creepy way as if it's something we all do at some point during the day. I was like "*gulp* Right.... uh huh". And then he went "So what you doing here?" and I was like "Well, I had parked in a red and didn't want to get towed, a I got caught with alcohol in my blood as i moved it around". So he turned to me and said "Fuck, man. That sucks."

    LOL

    • lol, niceharlequino
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    • hahahaha, you criminals are funny.JOSF
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    • lol!!!! that's so awesome!VectorMasked

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