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Tourists on NJ Transit.
Yes, the train is crowded - it's rush hour in NYC. Yes, I want you to pick your shit up off the seat so I can sit down. No, I cannot move over because you're too fat. The guy next to me (probably) doesn't want me sitting in his lap. Yes, you need a shower.
Please do not stop and stand in the middle of the aisle. Do not stop at the bottom of the escalator/stairs. Do not try to walk through me to get to the stairs faster. I am bigger than you- physics are on my side.
Do not get pissy because the express train doesn't stop at your stop. Read the sign, or listen to the announcements that happen every 2 minutes next time. Do not ask me "If this train stops at Metropark," when the conductor just said "This train goes straight from Newark to New Brunswick."