Tell me a Funny joke.
Tell me a Funny joke.
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An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like."
An Englishman gives him a guitar with which he plays better than Hendrix.
An Irishman gives him a piano with which he plays better than Elton.
A Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"