You Look Great Today
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"When you go to the doctor and he asks you if you smoke, how many drinks you have a week, and how many sexual partners you’ve had - never tell the truth."
- I learned that one the hard way about 6 months ago, haha.
Nurse: Do you drink?
Me: Yes.
Nurse: About how much on average in a week?
Me: Well I don't want to come off like an alcoholic here ... uh ... I don't know a six pack a day?
Nurse: ...
Me: Well think of it like I only drink on the weekends but I'm averaging it out per the week?
Nurse: ... uh.
Me: Okay it's probably more than that. I don't have kids or anything it's okay. Everything's okay.... Then later when the doctor asked the same question he started laughing hysterically. And I told him it was the first time I've been to a doctor since I was of legal age for anything so I figured I'd tell the truth.
Then later in the pre-screen interview process he goes, "Okay, I'm just going to prescribe some medicine for you. It will kill anything going on down there and we'll get you scheduled for an HIV test."
To which I had to remind him I simply came in for a physical.
- did he want to administer the medicine with his mouth... they got me like that too... fucking doctors7point34
- Haha nah. But I was kind of hitting on the nurse beforehand and my smile was not returned on my ...********
- ... exit the same as it was during my entrance.********
- yeah they never smile when i go for the exit either
HEY OH!!!7point34 - My doctor is hot...Jaline
- bahahahah1424@********
- I always thought if I were a girl having a hot guy as gyno would be really awkward.********
- The whole gyno thing is incredibly awkward to me for some reason. "Oh look 3 fingers this time ... someone's been working out!"********
- working out!"********
- I have been fucking up my notes all fucking day, hahah.********
- My gyno is not hot, but my regular doctor is (female).Jaline