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  • kult0

    ...I've left this thing open for a day now.. and I just caught this lovely bit of action:

    asd: i need to take a crap at work.
    asd: but theres someone in every bathroom.
    asd: 1 stall occupied
    asd: in each.
    asd: and i refuse to poop next to someone else.
    *** User Zitty has entered the chat. ***
    asd: so im holding it in.
    asd: all that poop is just building up.
    asd: i went back and forth between 3 bathrooms over and over.
    asd: and the peolpe just wouldnt get out of the stall.
    curedjinx: HA HA HA HA
    curedjinx: yeah that happens
    curedjinx: thats why i work form home and leave the coffee shops whenever i need to poo
    asd: meanwhile.
    asd: if im pooping.
    asd: people have no qualms entering the adjacent stall
    asd: even if theres 3 other open bathrooms
    asd: so you sit there
    asd: waiting
    asd: the silence is deafening
    asd: because you know any minute
    asd: ur gonna hear this new guys ass explode
    asd: but neither of u want to talk to each other
    curedjinx: never... its like people love the akwardness of sharing the moment
    asd: and u sit there, clenching your own poop inside
    asd: cuz u dont want them to hear ur poop hitting the water

    • yeah its behind my main window still... i was waiting for a random surge of QBN'ers to get back on
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    • the dudes poop story cracked me up. jesus i need to get to work!
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    • hahahahahahahahaha

      best chat ever!
      vrmbr

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