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    i freaked a girl out on the street last week... she said in really loud drunk tone "YOU look LIKE Chris Martin!!!!" ...

    so i stopped pulled out my wallet and showed her that my name is in fact chris martin. Shut that bitch up real quick...

    then i told her to stick her face in a propellor and yelled the newstoday jingle as i ran away

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    • hahahahaha!ian
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    • pretty funny stuff...so radomeTaylorB
    • i had never heard i looked like him either... so it stopped my heart almost having a total stranger tell me i looked like me
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