_Randomize Me
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Well I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell, but I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.It's a death-defying life I lead, I take my chances.
I'd die for living in the movies and for me.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies,
kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.I might fall from a tall bulding,
I might roll a brand new car,
'Cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman that made Redford such a star.I've never spent much time in school, but I've taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, ahey, hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Teigs, blown up for Rachel Welch,
but when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hay, hay.I might jump and open drawbridge, or tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the Unknown Stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine