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A man walks into a restaurant one fine sunday morning, and sits down for a pleasant brunch.
"Good morning sir," says the waitress, as she pulls out her pad, "May i take your order?"
"Please. I'll have 2 fried eggs, over easy, a tall glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, decaf coffee...cream, no sugar...and a sweet roll."
"Oh, i'm sorry sir," says the waitress, "We are all out of sweet rolls."
"Hmmm....ok. Then i'll have scrambled eggs, runny, a medium glass of freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, a large iced tea, and a sweet roll."
"Um...i'm sorry," says the waitress, a bit confused, "but we are OUT of sweet rolls."
"Ok, fine. Make it a stack of blueberry pancakes, hold the butter, a can of V8, a malted milkshake...and a sweet roll."
The waitress stares at the man incredulously, and repeats slowly and firmly, "Sir...for the LAST time, WE ARE ALL OUT OF SWEET ROLLS."
At which point the man lets out a long sigh and utters, defeated, "well then...just bring me a sweet roll."
fucking clients