Dead sleepers
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Here are some fun ways I like to wake other people up:
01. Jumping up and down on the bed singing "GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING! YOU SLEPT THE WHOLE NITE THROUGH! GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, TO YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"
02. Getting within an inch of their face and then start yelling, "GO TO SLEEP! GO TO FUCKING SLEEP!!! AHHHH!!!! GO TO FUCKING SLEEP!!!!" then start jumping around the room knocking everything over while repeating that mantra (PCU-style).
03. Standing within eye shot of them and start simulating like I'm wacking off in my shorts or whatever and then making a noise just loud enough for them to kind of open up an eye ... and the first thing they see is me watching them sleep pleasuring (fake) myself and I'll whisper, "Shhh ... shhh ... go back to sleep. Shhh."
04. Pots + Pans = Noise.
05. Simulating a fake phone conversation about how I wish I would have gotten my AIDS results back yesterday, asking if I'm in the contagious phase yet, and when should I start using condoms.
I really have no idea how people stand me to be honest.
- So this is what you were posting for the past 20 minutes. i was wondering where you were...Jaline
- i will give you 10 dollars for video evidence of you doing any of these7point34
- hahah I'm in and out of meetings all day all pissy because I was supposed to be helping ...flavorful
- ... out the last second type things for the Primary tomorrow.flavorful
- Hahaha no video material as of yet. I was thinking about getting a camera though...flavorful