the essence of qbn
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hahahahahaahhahhahah!
In my complex ... thing ... awhile back I used to like put my empty cases and trash in different trash chute rooms because I didn't want to look like I had a drinking problem but then got pretty lazy and decided I'll just start putting all my trash in the one by where I park my car.
Of course this was the smallest one, not really built to hold much of anything except to get to the chute and I'd just stack cases on cases, and since it was a smaller one I guess it was rarely checked for the people to pick up things too big to go in the chute.
One day I was just bringing a grossery bag of trash and there was a note on top of the chute that read:
Please stop filling this trash room with boxes as it has become difficult to open the door and get to the chute. If you have trash that is too big to go down the chute you are to bring it down to the first floor.
- A Concerned NeighborI almost lost it when I read it, and to be honest I probably missed it a few times as I dropped off boxes and didn't ever use the chute.
So the next day I brought a sharpie and wrote over top of it:
TOO TIRED TO GO TO FIRST FLOOR ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE EMPTY BOOZE IN BOXES. PLEASE PROCEED TO GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING NANCY.
XOXO - JEROME ####The #### was my apartment number and afterwards I was thinking ... hrm ... what if that concerned Nancy's husband got angry, or boyfriend, or ... who am I kidding anyone that douchey is going to die alone.
Then I thought ... hrm ... putting my name was one thing, my apartment number was just the icing on the cake as I technically guess everyone knows its me doing it anyway, and the only thing I did was go one extra step forward in asshole-ness and they can probably bring that to the management.
Then I thought ... hrm ... even though I won't see it, the look on that person's face when they open the door to take out their garbage to start or end their day would be so fucking priceless the only thing I wish I could do would be hanging in said trash chute so I could hear them go, "AHHHHHHH!" rip the note and then when they go to throw it in the chute I'd be in there going, "BOO!"
After that I'd check it every single day even if I didn't have any trash to see if it was still up and/or a new message in its place. For over a week it was there until eventually it was gone.
I'm sure everyone got a kick out of it who wasn't the person who put it up because no one ever came to my apartment or talked to me about it.
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Actually that being said no one in this place talks to me so maybe that has something to do with it.
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But yes that is the essence of the PVN and I think it's lovely. :D
- You should think about joining the Diplomatic Corps.MrOneHundred
- 100% awesomesikma
- I can't believe I read that whole thing.flashbender
- I haven't read it yet...Jaline
- "Get Fucked" is such a great put down, one of the best there is.mg33
- "anyone that douchey is going to die alone."
Hahaha!boobs