snorks or smurfs

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    Smurfs!

    According to their song, Smurfs are 3 apples high. Now, even if they are small apples, that's still pretty fucking big. I thought they'd be like 1/2 an apple high... as tall as the toys they had out all over the place in the early 80's. 3 apples high is a like a house cat. A blue thing walking upright as big as a house cat... that's terrifying.

    • Smurfs are 3 SMURF apples high. Different scale completely. You're safe.Spookytim
    • So hefty smurf probably has a member the size of a chapstick.harlequino
    • i'm confused. you've picked smurfs as being hotter because they terrify you?7point34
    • you must feel rosie o'donnell is the most gorgeous woman alive by that logic7point34
    • oh, that's a good point. I was just saying the smurfs in general as a concept in real life would be terrifying. But Smurfette is way hotter than Rosie, 3 apples high or not. Snorks were kinda lame.dopepope

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