Disaster Strucked.
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HAHA that's just great. Remidns me of one time fairly recently when my missus flew up to Darlignton to stay with her Mom for a week when I had loads of work on. I went to collect them from Gatwick when they got back and it was the first time my daughter and I had been seperated for more than a day. I was really quite emotional about the reunion in a very Simon Bates sort of way, and I ran all slo-mo and soft filtered through the airport to meet them, really bubbling up with emotion and heavy sighs. I couldn't wait to see them both and enjoy the excitement and the happiness on my daughters face as I wafted into view through the crowd, like in an Italian pop video.
Eventually I got there, and there they were, waiting where we agreed, but looking the other way. I called out their names, and slowly they turned to see me. My daughter's eyes met mine, and time stood still, then she glanced down at the bin, pointed at a Twix wrapper, then to a passing trolley, then she looked back out the window to watch the planes a bit more. Nothing.
I was crushed.
- ah just the sperm guy. tragic.kelpie
- Yes. My delivery made, I am now surplus to requirements.Spookytim
- ahahahahahaha! Thats quite sad but in a funny way, like when a clown cries.ian
- Go and bring them meat, then they will realise how much they need youcreative-
- Creative, if only that were true. The Missus is a bloody vegetarian. I'd have to fetch them Soya chunks instead.Spookytim
- No wonder you're not neededcreative-
- hunting the Soya Beast noble life is for man.kelpie
- very yoda there kelpie!ian