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- AndyRoss0
Over and over, I find myself thinking of Tina Fey in really peculiar and unusual sex positions. Like on public buses, and in all kinds of strange graveyards, and in hallways of peculiar apartment buildings, and on the desks in big corner offices.
Glasses on, panties off, and vice versa, and so on. Too fucking busy, and vice versa. With a little bit of olive oil here and there. And I'm OK with that. Really, I'm not that choosy.
Whatever she wants to do with Mr. Schvance here, I'm OK with!
But, let's be serious. She's older and she could use some serious lubrication way up all in there, and I don't mean maybe! Dry as the Sahara and all that desert bullshit.
It would be nice if she wore some perfume. Just a little bit, around the cheek and gums. Because her own body doesn't smell that great.
And certainly she could dress better. Something with a little color or verve, right?
Sometimes "Ms. Neutraltone" can be a bit of a boner downer, you know?