30 Rock...

Out of context: Reply #157

  • Started
  • Last post
  • 175 Responses
  • boobs0

    Tina Fey would be sexy if she was prettier, quite a bit younger and smoother, and not such an annoying little spiteful bitch.

    Ditch the "Miss Jane Hathoway" glasses, get a tan, shave your legs and cooter, and call me late at night when you're all alone, and need a little something special.

    And, you know, Lisa Loeb is a total bore in the sack, on stage, and in front of a camera or microphone. Don't try to think of her as sexy, even in a nerdish, clingy sort of way!

    She's about as sexy as an old tired first-basemen's glove, or a stretch of automobile vinyl seating that's been stretched out and faded from being in the sun and spray too damn long.

    You got to spank that ass a long time to even make it look like human flesh!!

View thread