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    I mean, I was even using lines of these at bars over the weekend and people were dying. Girls I didn't even know were dying when I was going, "Oh I remember you, we grew up together!" then I'd lean over to their ear and go, "Now your old and hot and I'm going to bang you."

    It was always the girl I did the jokes too that loved them, never the friend(s), hahahah.

    I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!!!!!

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