A question of scruples
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have a sit down face to face with the client. kindly explain to them that you have an evil twin who is constantly soiling your reputation, and while this sounds like a stereotypical soap opera plotline assure them that this is in fact the gods honest truth. explain further that you are not a designer at all but rather a performance artist named 'sally jim.' you cannot allow their time and money to wasted any longer because evil tim will most certainly never deliver any product to their hands. if they question the images on 'your' portfolio just explain that this are just random images that evil tim swiped from ffffound, flickr and myspace. also be sure to note that your parents did in fact name your con artist brother 'evil tim' and that is his rightful birthname and that your parents were hippies and possessed an odd sense of humor. its somewhat poetic that he became the evil twin. laugh to yourself and rub a fake tear from your eye at this point for dramtic effect.
however now is the time where you would like to offer your services as an artist to attempt to make up for your brothers negligence. tell them you have experience in promotions and model yourself, though your methods may be a bit avant garde from what they are used to. tell them you came prepared to give them a demonstration of what sally jim can bring to their brand. whether they want to see it or not immediately jump on the table and drop your pants to your ankles exposing a purple tutu strap-on dildo and a black leather thong smeared with beanpaste. proceed to HONK and flail your arms wildly, all while thrusting your pelvis violently whipping beanpaste into the horrified clients' faces. stampede off from the table like a mad elephant hooting and HONKING....
...or you know, just buckle down and do the work. either or really, i'm sure its a toss-up