A question of scruples

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  • Corvo0

    Respond please. It's 3am here. I'm drinking champagne like a good tycoon, but I have to get up at 9.15am:

    9.15/9.16 - fake cheerful rise to go to work - open windows;
    9.17/9.20 - move to kitchen, prepare dog food. Open door to yard. Put awfully smelly dog-food as far from kitchen-door as possible;
    9.21/9.28 - bathe, shave and plough teeth;
    9.29/9.32 - put some clothes on;
    9.33/9.34 - check if yesterday's socks are not that smelly;
    9.35/9.37 - put new socks on and put on some boots (it's raining graciously);
    9.38/9.39 - say goodbye to dog and "keep house" whilst putting a rain-coat;
    9.40/9.50 - getting to work, 20 minutes late, which will be munched out of lunch-time, after doing a check-up in a silly database until 11 and sketching until 12.50.

    Life. SO BORING. All I can say is "I have one..." but that's not even close to what I really am.

    • Plough teeth? Sounds like a problem there. Worse than mine, actually.AndyRoss
    • "plough" seems right to me. You have to let grow some vegetables in the crevasses of speech to make any sense.Corvo
    • It's like being one with nature itself - or a new knowledge of reality as Philip Larkin would sayCorvo
    • not sure it was Philip Larkin who said that, but it was surely some dystopic creature such as himself.Corvo
    • who did.Corvo

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