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    Dear Jesus,

    I didn't do that one idea I had where Mr. Connery would have been jabbing you in the side with a spear while you were on the cross or that other one where he would be arresting you with the help of Judas. No, I showed restraint. So if you could be so kind to tip the scales in my favor I would appreciate it.

    Your friend,
    ninjasavant.

    Dear Mohammed,

    I didn't post a picture of you. I could really use that camera and some virgins, hook me up.

    Your friend,
    ninjasavant

    Dear Buddha,

    I really do love your whole impermanent, transcendental thing. Its got a good feel to it. While the desire associated with wanting to win is and will cause me suffering in the short term. The joy from receiving it will do much to start me on the 8 fold path.

    Your friend,
    ninjasavant

    Dear Joseph Smith,

    My first apartment was down the street from the Hill Cumorah so we're practically related. Help me out with this camera deal?

    Your friend,
    ninjasavant

    Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,

    Please see fit to bless me with your noodley appendage and deliver unto me a winning position. Blessed be.

    Your friend,
    ninjasavant

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