Spitzer's Hottie

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    "The theories remained completely unconnected for almost two decades, preventing the scientific establishment from making any further advances towards total unification until a previously unknown team in Maine, Oregon, published their R&D paper for an entirely radical concept they called Spitzer's Hottie. Upon reading the paper, Professor Stephen Hawking regained the use of his pelvis. A unifying theory was here at last thanks to the team behind Spitzer's Hottie, and it only cost $4,300".

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