Negotiating fees

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  me: '20k'
  client: 'can you do it for 6?'
  me: [stunned silence]
  client: 'it's just we only have a budget for like 5k, and well we could go as high as 6, but thats about it'
  me: [stare blankly]
  client: 'well i'm guessing from your silence that you wont be working with us'
  me: [no response, straining, turning red]
  client: 'ok this is very unprofessional. i will ask you to please leave... what are you doing?'
  me:[concentrating, start shaking]
  client: 'jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you?! are you ok? do i need to call an ambulance or security?!?!'
  me: [FAAARRRRRRRRRT!]
  client: 'dear god!!! what the fuck did you eat?'
  me: 'your wife's pussy. you should tell her to clean that shit more often' [jump up on desk and take a steaming shit in client's lap]

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  • I thought you were going to turn into The Hulk.Jaline
  • psychoConcrete
  • i wasn't sure where i wanted to go with it: another possibility was scanners... i went with poo because poo is funny
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  • Shitting on client's lap instead of saying something funny = not funnyAndyRoss

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