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had a strange dream this morning.
Was in a flat I didn't recognise but knew was my own, trying diligently to shag Carol Vorderman (which didn't even seem insanely hideous to me, though I did wonder why this was happening). My best efforts were continually thwarted by the appearance of two estate agents attempting to sell the flat to young professional couples, and at one point my parents appeared to inform me that they had taken a wicker chair from the hall but would go to B&Q and find one to replace it ASAP.
Carol waited patiently throughout, but I awoke before I could complete the task at hand.
- ...you didn't even give her a pearl necklace?Jnr_Madison
- that's the tragedy inherent to the talekelpie
- didi dudi diludi did BO!Concrete
- what was Mike G's part in the dream?********
- Mike played a cameo role as Vorderman's new nose. Very convincing.Concrete
- It's only me that dreams of Snuggles.detritus
- Mike art directed the documentary, under the supervision of Cloutierkelpie