Negotiating fees

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    Me, "20k"
    Client, "Can you do it for 6?"
    Me, "Hrm, you certainly drive a hard bargain."
    Client, * Impressed unwarranted look on face. *
    Me, "Tell you what, cut my original price in half, and double it."
    Client, * Confused warranted look on face. *
    Me, "CUT IT IN HALF AND DOUBLE IT!!! FUCKING DOUBLE IT!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!"
    Client, * Scared for life look on face, also warranted. *
    Me, "CUT 20K IN HALF, THEN YOU FUCKING DOUBLE IT!! AHHHHHH!!!!"
    Client, * Runs away. *

    • do you also drink his milkshake you batshit crazy mofo?kelpie

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