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Smaller dogs are better, Kelpie - My Dad's two neighbours were both robbed around Christmas time - whilst the families were in the house. One family had a large Scottish dog/hybrid thing, the other some dobermans (dobermen?). We, in the middle, weren't robbed because the two yappy little dogs we've got made such a fucking racket that we were all woken up - I switched on lights and stumbled around swearing like fuck and getting really pissed off at them. It was only in the morning that we found out what had happened. I felt so guilty and spent all that day walking and feeding them, by way of apology.
Next door's dogs were both .. er.. in the doghouse. They'd been distracted by being fed piles of Serrano Ham!
As for the gun side - the English neighbours to the left were woken up as the two thieving gets came into their room - what got rid of them? The sight of the flabby bastard husband running towards them, naked. He chased them right down the street, shouting like a gorilla, apparently.
Ho hum. And that was Christmas. Next week, on 'Adventures with detritus', 101 alternative uses for margarine around your house.