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    I've been very accident prone lately. Yesterday I bit my tongue four times, I banged my knee on my desk twice, cut myself shaving for the first time since the 9th grade, had my foot stepped on numerous times, and three mysterious x-acto knife cuts appeared on my hand....I didn't even use and x-acto knife yesterday!
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    • have you heared of voodoo friend?
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    • Help me get rid of this wicked spell!pantone
    • i take credit for the xacto knife stuff. i did that while you were asleep.emukid
    • what about the voodoo? Is that you too?pantone
    • i wish but no, the other stuff is not me. i do things in moderation.emukid
    • =(
      Well I say you help me do a voodoo reversal dance of some sort to make up for the xacto cuts.      pantone
    • create a small altar with an idol of an emu and put a little shot glass of rum in front of him. pray to him
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    • light some candles and some incense and the spirit of emukid should oblige your request in a few days
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