The devil =:E

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    That pretty tame to what happen to me with my last cat, evil basterd, I tell yeah.

    It was late at night 3am, and my cat got into my bedroom and jumped onto me bed trying to wake me up, me to tiered to wake- up I just let the cat walk about on my bed hoping she would go away, the next thing I know the cat is biting my head, still trying to wake me up. At that time are house did not have central heating, and would get very cold at night, so sometimes the cat would get under the bed covers with me to warm up. So me thinking the cat was cold, let the cat into me bed to warm up.

    So there we are, me and the cat getting warmed up under the bed covers, but to me surprise the cat is very warm, to the point of hot. And then the nightmare begins. I start to get this odd smell from under me bed covers, and it’s getting stronger and stronger, by this time I am now almost awake so I turn on the light to investigate the smell, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I get out of bed, and what to I FIND!!!!!, the cat has done an almighty SHIT in my bed, and it is fucking everywhere, on me, on the cat, all over the bed, Cat SHIT everywhere.

    The cat is now looking at me with a smug little grin on his face, FUCKER, the cat then walks of my bed, and onto my white table I have next to my bed, squats down and begins to wipe it ass across my white table, leavening a big skid mark in the process. The cat then jumps off the table, and casually strolls out of my room like he has not got a care in the world, leaving me with the fucking mayhem

    So let have a little recap shell we, its 3am, I have to get up at 5am, there is SHIT everywhere, on me, in my bed, and on my white bedroom table. Now that is a Fucking evil cat.

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    • what did you do to her before?Fariska
    • As soon as I read "So me thinking the cat was cold, let the cat into me bed to warm up" I started laughing :)detritus
    • AHHAHAA. I almost spilled the coffee at the "biting my head part", actually spilled it on the "warm" part.ESKEMA
    • Yeah, it;s fuck uproundabout
    • lolJaline
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