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  • Spookytim0

    I bet you've left already. I'm treating QBN like a musical today, like an online WestSide Story, which requires me to burst into song at any opportunity.

    I bet you leave soon,
    I bet you're walk-ing
    I bet you're GONE TO FIND ANOTHER... SET... OF... FRIENDS!

    So Nice, to meeeet yoooou,
    and make your acquian-TANCE,
    Someone will STAB YOU SOON, for hating Ak...zid...denz!

    (Brassy horns blast a frantic musical break as we all spin and scissor kick around the QBN stage set for, maybe five mins or so. Not me though, I'm eating pork)

    Check out, my website?
    Please crit, my fly-er,
    I'm mad cuz someone went and STOLE UP, MY CODE...

    Do you like swear-ing?
    Do you like Por-no's?
    Are you a Psycho who is going to, EXPLODE?

    (Mad drum break, Girl QBNers squeeling and flapping their skirts on scaffold towers as men in black tee shirts tussle with knives below)

    Please use the C word,
    Its very wel...come,
    Most things get tiresome, after such a short while.

    So please don't say "Fouty",
    Its not so Funny,
    Please don't get angry when we laugh at your STYLE.

    etc etc fuck it its lunch time.

    • Andrew Lloyd Webber's just been on the phone... he told you to fuck off!creative-
    • Sir Webber can eat my crotch dandruff. I could do his work twice as good with half the effort.Spookytim
    • nah. I bet Spooky is one of many Chris de Burgh's alter egos, although is getting too damned frisky about poetry :P
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    • LEAVE.... CHRIS DE BURGH.... ALONE.... [CRY CRY] LEAVE HIM ALONE... [SCREAM]... [CRY CRY]Spookytim
    • ... this is just the tip of the Chris De Burghcreative-
    • Yeah you can fool a lot of people for a short while but you... ok now how was that line anyway?
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