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I was at a restaurant with my friend Stu one night and we were two tables away from a really unfortunate looking couple who were groping each other. He had his foot up her skirt and she's moaning loudly and wrigglin' around, then they're snogging all over the breadrolls. We were gawking and laughing at how ridiculous they were, and the couple noticed we were watching so when they finally got up to leave the guy comes over to the table and says to me, "Hi, I haven't seen you in a while. Here's my card, gimme a call." I'm still dumbfounded - now because I really, really don't know this guy - and when he finally leaves my pal Stu grabs the card and written on the back is, "You saw us, we saw you. Call us if you want to get together."
I wasn't interested, but I noticed Stu didn't give me the card back...- I can't even tell you how gross the chick was. She had a bad perm, a face that looked like it had been hit with a shovel, saggy tits and she dressed like a home economics teacher.Melanie
- ...shovel, saggy tits and she dressed like a home economics teacher.Melanie
- entre loup et chien all cats are greycapsize
- You're just sore that you didn't keep the card for yourselfkalkal
- I probably would have been sore if I had kept the card!Melanie
- ZING!kalkal
- If he still has that card, get him in touch with me please ;)kalkal