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Three men - a Icelandic farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Dane
are all working together one day.They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.The Icelander, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Iceland.'POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
The land in Iceland was forever fertile for farming.Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
Around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans, Danes or Icelanders can come in our precious land.'POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Dane says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'The Dane sits down, opens up a Carlsberg, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'