V-day Dinner
V-day Dinner
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The only thing you have to make for a V Day Dinner is a Roofie Colada ... come on everyone knows this.
When she comes over, just get a pot, put some water in it, start boiling the water and go:
Haha, I'm sorry I lost track of time, I'm just getting started. At least now you can tell I'm really making the food though, ah thank you!
* Wait until she stops making noises signifying she is done talking. *
Oh yea. Hey here ...
* Hands drinks that you have been acting like you've been drinking from. *
I took like a few sips out of this it's pretty good. It kind of tastes like ...
* Broad passes out after just smelling it. *
EWE!!!! IT TASTES LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!!